CONFESSIONS OF A SOUND HEALER

The following are 10 confessions from my life as a Sound Healer. Some may be obvious, others I’ve kept close to my chest. Like #7. 

Seriously, don’t judge me for #7 please. 

I reckon it actually reflects quite well on me. But yeah, don’t judge me. 

1.

I still don’t know what to say when people ask me to explain how sound healing works.

Gotta hear it to believe it, eh! 

2.

9 times out of 10 at an event, I’m absolutely crapping myself until everybody closes their eyes.

The sound is the easy part! 

3.

Even though I tell people to allow any unexpected noises to be a part of the healing, but they still make me cringe.

Shout out to the motorbikes, the lawnmowers, the airplanes, the buses, the boy racers 🫶

4.

Some of the sounds I make are accidental.

And they are sometimes followed by me pulling a face and mouthing profanities.

5.

When people snore, it tickles my ego in the exact right spot.

A++ for surrendering to the relaxation. C- for disturbing your mate next to you. 

6.

If I’m walking around the room with instruments at a Sound Bath, chances are I’m also appreciating your outfit, tattoos, or your optimized comfy set up. 

Anyone coming with a quilted or crocheted blanket, hold onto it tight when you’re around me!!!

7.

Occasionally, I’m holding in a fart for an entire session.

I always hold it though. Just for you guys. 

8.

I’m always in a competition with myself to take the least amount of trips to and from the car for load in/load out.

PB - 2 trips 😎

9.

I don’t know the total sum of money I’ve spent on instruments now.

I don’t want to know.

10.

I almost never listen to “healing music” 

Scoring a zero on the market research front. I find Joni Mitchell or Jamiroquai just as healing as “432hz heart alignment transmission”, if not more 😉

So there you have it, my dirty laundry! I do hope you’ll come again, in spite of it all 🫣